HEAVENLY RELIEF

Judge - "You've stolen no chickens?"

Sam - "No sah."

Judge - "No geese?"

Sam - "No sah."

Judge - "No turkeys?"

Sam - "No sah."

Judge - "Discharged."

Sam (grinning) - "Boss, I sure was skeared to death you all'd say ducks."

Copyright © Svoboda, October 6, 1933, No. 1, Vol. I

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